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some prog little things may you dont know

weinribs:

• Ian Anderson’s flute has magical powers like he can hypnotize people and animals 
  
• Peter Gabriel actually is an alien he is just searching for the best people in this world so he can abdute them and go back to mars to rejoin with David Bowie
  
• Steve Walsh is the only prog steve who screams, both Hackett and Howe just whisper
  
• Also Hackett was raised by wolves and he has some magical powers like dont get old
  
• The real meaning of Alex Lifeson serbian name isnt “son of life” but “son of a bitch” especially because ever band has a son of a talented bitch and also because life is a bitch
  
• Jon Anderson is actually an angel, his prog god award is a signal from God, confirming he is an angel and when he die he will go back to his real angel body
  
• Neil Peart is your son even he is forty years older than you, he is your son, it doesnt matter, please take care of him
  
• Rick Wakeman has a toilet sequined [x]
  
• Jamie Muir, Neil Peart and Alan White had a tournament to know who had the best moustache, the winner had to choose or a passage to Bangkok, or a easy money with a invitation to make an adult movie… it seems Alan has won
  
• Mike Rutherford was to Tony the same thing as Mick Jagger was to Pete Townshend
  
• A religion called Grumpysm was created by Tony Banks in 1456, Bill Bruford tried to be a priest but he wont because Tony is already the main leader of this religion
  
• Eddie Jobson and Candy Darling are cousins
• Ken Hensley might be a older british brother of Geddy Lee
• Every cat in this world is blessed by Richard Wright in heaven
• David Gilmour didnt washed his hair because he wanted to have a “strong scent of man”, is a aphrodisiac to attract young girls on backstage 
• Robert Fripp lost his virginity with a groupie in his 20s and David Cross was playing the violin in a bedroom next to them 
• In an other hand, Keith Emerson was the prog member who fucked with more groupies, aproximately 47890 during the 70’s
• John Wetton and Jon Anderson dyed their hair to blond in the 80’s because it was a fashion match they were betting
  
• That story Tony Kaye was afraid to play mellotrons so he left Yes is a lie. Actually Tony Banks yelled at him because the evil man wanted to be known as the only Tony of prog who plays mellotrons
  
• Jeff Lynne was born wearing his sunglasses he cant see anything without them

(Source: bellebooo)